Things that go bump on Bad Movie Night

Stunned. Trying to forget. Bad Movie night before Halloween and still none of the game kings has mentioned or posted on it. Well, I'm ready. First we see the early arrivals taking in the new Bad Movie Night lounge. The Doctor can't believe the complete lack of window treatments.

Patience dear Doctor. Then we see Dennis and the Colonel can't believe the atrocity that is our first movie, "Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity".

Right boys, they don't call it Bad Movie Night for nothing.

This is the villain. You know he's evil because he's got a mystical miniature hula hoop. And he's got the evil greaser vibe. Turns out his hobby is hunting people who keep crashing their spaceships on his planet. His planet, his jollies I guess.

But our animal skin bikini clad slave girls have a surprise for him. Hey, haven't I seen this movie? Then there's this guy:

Your guess is as good as mine. Our next feature wasn't so much a bad movie as a very strange one: 1922 Swedish silent "Haxxan" aka "Witchcraft Through the Ages". You might expect the Spanish Inquisition and you would be correct. Along with nun insanity, crones galore, really cool 20's broomstick flying special fx, kissing of devil ass and much more that one would never expect from the silent era. Good score too.