
Game Two: "Wyatt Earp": "Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp, brave courageous and bold ..." So obfuscant in the rule department that the crew nixed this one after reading 2 of the 13 pages of instructions. Whew! Thought we might have to think! Gah! Not our fault though, I mean, how difficult should a card game be?

Game the Third: "Simpsons Jeopardy": Here we have Dr. Kirby the undisputed King of Simpsons trivia, at least from our humble mob. I showed a distant second to his crushing and encyclopedic knowledge of all things "Simps". We sat in awed silence as the Doc snapped question after question in a manner that would have sent Alex Trebec shaving! My paltry $1500 earnings were like a laughable nothing to his near $100,000 sweep. Our only consolation is that we haven't burned nearly so many hours watching cartoons as he. Small comfort!