Thursday, January 13, 2011

Lay Up Your Treasures

Treasure is value removed from circulation. When it circulated it was just money which, of course, engenders a lust of its own. Money may grow over time due to its ability to be employed as productive capital and so lay claim to the surplus value extracted from labor.

Pirate Treasure

Buried treasure, as the bible tells us, has no such power and so is condemned everywhere but in the heart of the miser where it is seen as power without risk. It lies always ready to do his bidding but never consumed or exposed to a hostile market.

Heathen Idol

Time plays a double game on buried treasure. Its circulating sibling draws interest and grows. Of course it may also fall prey to piracy and panic but on average, over time, it increases. And so, relatively, the buried value diminishes.

Pirate Island

As the hoarder grows old and forgetful and, finally, dies, perhaps taking the location of his hoard to the grave, treasure disappears.

Treasure Temple

But, if we speed up our capitalist time machine, we might see a general thinning out of value. Production grows exponentially but the metallic base grows more slowly. While a dormant bank account withers (and, in the modern financial world, will almost certainly disappear) the classic forms of treasure may often become more valuable. If they are marked in time, if, that is, we can distinguish them as survivors while their contemporaries are known to be destroyed or lost they may also gain value by their rarity.

Incan Gold

None of which makes for an enjoyable Game Night, just a dull essay. What is it that really gets our peckers up about treasure?

The Mad Pirate

The key to the "charm" of treasure is the break in the chain of title. Classical economics teaches us that value is exchanged for equal value in the system as a whole. What's the fun in that? Might as well play Monopoly. Treasure represents something for nothing, an instance of a pre-market, mythical transaction. Before the child understands trade she understands finding and taking. Finding the lost and abandoned and taking without payment, the principles of archeology and piracy.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Windbags Over the Midwest...

I Digress...
A minor digression
In pursuit of the Black Baron
Mannequins in iron lungs
Skateboards in amber
Scent of dirty fingernails on a greased blackboard
Exploding tarantula cactus.
Ruben Kincaid!
Ruben Kincaid!
Why must Danny always pay for his machinations?
Little men of painted wood
How you toil in the fields
And on roads, infested with thieves
In cities do you take up cloister
And practice your arcane rites
It is land you seek
And land you shall have
Except for the Man in Red
Momma's boy
Boy's momma
Humanoids from the West
Prefabricated culture
Icons
Youcons
Themcons
There's no Icon in Teamcon
Oedipal complexions
In a painted bus
Ruben Kincaid!
Ruben Kincaid!
Where is Ruben Kincaid?
Mom wins again
My eyes are up here, Keith...



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Colonel Swears Off Swearing

Another Christmas Bites the Dust

Just a quick photo recap of the winter's gaming so far

Mummy

Bless us O Mummy!

Camels Await

Ships of the Desert

Sceptre Bearer

Sceptre Bearer

Evil Man from UNCLE

Double Agent?

The Man from UNCLE Game

Espionage or Pointless Traipsing About?

UNCLE

Like the Fedoras

Uncles

Reminds Me a bit of the Mummy Above

Cacassone

Carcassonne

Partridge Family Game

Don't Play This

Mom Partridge

Mom Always Wins

Partridge Family

Never Watched It

Up, Up and Away

Can You Fly a Hot Air Balloon to the Moon?

Balloon to the Moon

I Don't Think So

Deep in Thought

The Colonel Meditates

Monday, December 13, 2010

Guh!

No game night tonight.
Snow. Too much snow.
Ridiculous amounts of snow.
Blast those Archons and their damnable weather machines!
All I ask is a tiny plastic ship and a pair of dice to steer her by.
Bad poetry always ends in a preposition.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

See, I have this landlord who's obsessed with french decadence

Opening with the divine Carolyn Jones as "The Existentialist" (1957, same year that saw Audrey Hepburn pursue Epathicalism in Funny Face). Yes, I'd nominate that. Followed by the truly baffling Italian silent L'uomo meccanico.


A sinister robot with a roman nose under the control of the mad Mado.



And what's better than a murderous, lecherous mechanical man? Two mechanical men.



And better than that? A mechanical man with next to nude women.



And so on to the really painful part of the evening, The Cry of the Banshee. Ok, there were witches tit but they cheesed on the banshee, or whatever and what does it mean that they can "make you die a minute every day for a year"? Wouldn't you live longer that way? It did have Hugh Griffith. Say, anybody seen Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad? He was in that too.


Hang on, almost forgot Bill Shatner.


How is that even possible? How desperate (or doped) was he to get involved in the Esperanto epic The Incubus? Apparently only a french subtitled copy of this cursed opus has survived to foist itself on the innocent. Damn French.

Bad Movie Opener, not so bad