It's not Christmas without the Starship Enterprise Magi
Oh, the treacherous trails of Fireball Island
Where all must bow to the will of Vu-Kar
Coward! Back on the trail!
All must seek the Precious Jewel
Perhaps, if we can only make it to the Bridge of Fear and Loathing
We would be safe from the Ire of Vu-Kar
And so, one intrepid explorer found harbor with Jewel in hand
And to all a Good Night!