How to Win Instead of Losing

So much moola, so little time

This guy says the horse can do

Stick with me baby, I'm the fellow you came in with

 "they live by it like gamblers, now in luxurious superfluity, now in starvation."

F. Engels

Please do not think that, in my joy over not having lost, I am showing off by saying that I possess the secret of how to win instead of losing. I really do know the secret — it is terribly silly and simple, merely a matter of keeping oneself under constant control and never getting excited, no matter how the game shifts. That's all there is to it — you just can't lose that way and are sure to win. -Fyodor Dostoevsky