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Thursday, April 3, 2014
Sheboygan, Bratwurst Capital of the World
Monstrous adaptation of a classic SPI sci-fi game.
"Arrived at Sheboigin [sic] on the Wisconsin side, a small town population perhaps from 700 to 1000. This is a promising place. There are a great many best class of Germans settling around it. Tis all along the lake so far quite an interesting country."
Known as “the spirit on the lake,” the City of Sheboygan rests on the Lake Michigan shores about halfway along the state’s eastern seaboard on Interstate 43. Sheboygan is just 55 miles north of Milwaukee, 60 miles south of Green Bay, 110 miles northeast of Madison, 140 miles north of Chicago and 340 miles from Minneapolis.
Our beaches are brighter. Our fish are bigger. Our golf is better. Our food is the best! And it’s fun to say our name. Try it…go ahead…She-boy-gan. How do you Sheboygan? We surf, kite surf, wind surf, sail, kayak, jet ski, boat, fish, bike, hike, climb, race, golf, eat, drink, dance, relax, spa, enjoy. And we fry brats! We are the Bratwurst Capital of the World, after all. So come Sheboygan with us!
Even the mighty Kong seems to doze quietly atop the Empire State Bldg.
Sheboygan is the site of a proposed new spaceport called Spaceport Sheboygan.
But the forces of chaos and devastation are already arrayed outside the city.
Among which is the fearsome Gorgonzola, The Cheese Monster.
Who is forced to beat an ignominious retreat through the towering and entirely quenchable flames of the city center.
While, in suburban Sheboygan, this guy amasses a neat toll of bite size brownstones.
And the Evil One digests Sheboygan and googles his next repast.
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